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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

13.06.2025 07:19

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What celebrity do you admire the most?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why is porn so addictive?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Sure.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

© you're so funny!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Tea ?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

He : I'm 24.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : No

How do you feel cockroach?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

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I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I don't drink

Do you love fat pussy?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Because it's month of August.

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Why is there so much evil in the world?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How did you know you weren't the narc?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Thank you.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.